Short Jokes - Public Restroom

I was in in the public restroom.. when I heard a voice in the other stall:
Other Stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "My stomach a bit hurt"
Other Stall: "So what are you doing there?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here"
Other Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: "Fart No, my poop gonna come out now!!"
Other Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

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