Short Facts - Cruel Execution Method

There was an execution method called Ling Chi. The condemned person was killed using a knife. Methodically, over an extended period of time, parts of the body were removed slowly with a knife. This was a public execution method used to threaten people.

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Short Jokes - Can I?

Kid: Mom can i buy some heels?
Mom: No.
Kid: Mom can i buy a bra?
Mom: No.
Kid: Mom can i buy a dress?
Mom: NO.
Kid: Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
Mom: NO!!
Kid: You never let me buy anything!
Mom: Shut up, Justin!!

Short Facts - Bite Ear

Mike Tyson bites the ear of Evander Holyfield during their 1997 heavyweight fight. Tyson’s boxing license was temporarily revoked for the incident and he was fined $3 million.

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Short Jokes - Conversation Between Dad and His Son

Dad: Can you go get me a drink?
Kid: Cola or Pepsi?
Dad: Cola.
Kid: Normal or dietary?
Dad: Normal.
Kid: Bottle or Can?
Dad: Bottle! /:
Kid: 1L or 0.5L?
Dad: Screw it, just buy me a water!
Kid: Normal or carbonated?
Dad: NORMAL!
Kid: Warm or cold?
Dad: Get out! Kid: Now or later?
Dad: I'm going to kill you !
Kid: Knife or gun?
Dad: Gun!
Kid: In the head or body?
Dad: FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Short Jokes - Underwear

There was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear", said her mother.
"What the big deal was", Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy.... I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

Short Jokes - Pro Student

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student : Did you grade my test?
Teacher : I have other students' tests to grade.
Student : I have other teachers' homework to do.

Short Jokes - Prison Vs Work

In prison ... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work ...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison ...You get three meals a day.
At Work ...You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison ...You get time off for good behaviour.
At Work ...You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

In prison ...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At Work ...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

Short Jokes - ExtraOrdinary Family

(Daughter walks up to her dad)
Daughter #1: Dad I gotta tell u something...
Dad: What's that?
Daughter #1: I'm a lesbian..
Dad: O.O Wadda...
(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)
Daughter #2: Dad I gotta tell u something...
Dad: What's that?
Daughter #2: I'm a lesbian..
Dad: Dam Fart!! Does anybody in this house like a Guy!?
Son: I do!!!!

Short Jokes - Once Upon a Time

One upon a time.. There was a grandma told her grandson a story.. she told that there was a grandma who told her grandson a story that there was a grandma told her grandson a story that there was a grandma told her grandson a story............................................................. etc

Short Jokes - Smart

Student: "Teacher.. would someone ever punish people for something that they didn't do?"
Teacher: "Ofcourse not"
Student: "Good cause, I didn't do my homework"
Teacher: "Da Fart!!"

Short Jokes - Its My Birthday!

Teacher: Why did you not study?
Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

Short Jokes - Facebook New Name

Im gonna change my facebook name to "No One". So when someone update his/her own photo.. I just need to like their photo, so it would tell them "No One likes your photo" in their Notification..
Seems Legit....

Short Jokes - Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Walaoo.. That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says, ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you"

Short Jokes - Neil Armstrong & Aliens

In July 20, 1969. Neil Armstrong, the first human kind who safety landed on the moon using Apollo 11 with his comrade.

In July 24, 1969. there were some aliens who came from moon using the same apollo which Neil Armstrong used before.

Short Jokes - The Different Between Boy and Girl

4 years old boy: *crying* I want to watch my pokemon!!.
4 years old girl: Dont distrub me while watching twilight or i'll kill you.

8 years old boy: Fartt.. Give me back my pokemon card!!.
8 years old girl: You want my barbie? here.. I dont play with it anymore.

16 years old boy: Free WiFi??? I'm gonna download all pokemon movie in Full HD.
16 years old girl: Wahh.. Free WiFi? gonna check for the limited edition makeup first.

30 years old guy: Fart daughter!! Go find your madda.. Don't distrub me while I'm watching my beloved pokemon movie.
30 years old woman: Oh my sweet daughter.. Want to watch Dora the explorer? Mama will turn off this Kdrama and switch to Dora for you.  


Short Jokes - Public Restroom

I was in in the public restroom.. when I heard a voice in the other stall:
Other Stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "My stomach a bit hurt"
Other Stall: "So what are you doing there?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here"
Other Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: "Fart No, my poop gonna come out now!!"
Other Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

Short Jokes - Push Door 2

Betty: I've try to pull that push door.. but it still dont want open.. =.=a
Monica: Da fart.. its push door.. Try to push it!!
Betty: *push the door* Hell fart!! still not work..

*suddenly someone come out*

Miss Unknown: Sorry we have closed already.. =.=a