Short Jokes - Life is Business

*Dad Talking to His Son..
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: De Fart!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son: =) OK

*Dad goes to Bill Gates..
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: Who the hell is him?
Dad: My Son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Wow.. Ok Then

*Dad goes to the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of your bank
President: De Fart!!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Holy Fart.. Why dont you said that before? Ok then..

Life is BUSINESS