Short Jokes - Life is Business

*Dad Talking to His Son..
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: De Fart!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son: =) OK

*Dad goes to Bill Gates..
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: Who the hell is him?
Dad: My Son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Wow.. Ok Then

*Dad goes to the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of your bank
President: De Fart!!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Holy Fart.. Why dont you said that before? Ok then..

Life is BUSINESS

Short Jokes - Accountant Job in Newspaper

I Saw an ad in the newspaper.. Write there : Need Accountant for $1000 – $1500.
So I called and told them the answer is -$500

Short Jokes - Legacy

Grandpa: My grandson ar.. I'm gonna die soon, so before I passed away.. I want you to take over my garden from me.. I'll give you all my cow and chicken also. If you need truck for harvest, I'll give it to you also.
Grandson: Wahh.. really??? (+u+)V ..... But I never see ur garden...
Grandpa: It's in my Ipad.. Just search for Hayday..

Short Jokes - Vegetarians

Dear Vegetarians,

If you want to save animals.. why you like to eat their food?

Regards,
=.=a

Short Jokes - Push Door

Betty: Dam.. I really hate this push door.. it cant be pull!!
Monica: Wadda Fart!! I can't pull it too..

Short Jokes - 5 Ways for Man to Be Happy

There are 5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Find a women who can makes you laugh
2. Find a women who can spare you her time
3. Find a women who can takes care of you

4. Find a women who can really loves you

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
 each other!

Short Jokes - Pro Kids!!

Teacher: Okay children.. Whatever I ask, I want all of you answer at once. How much is 1 + 1?

Children: At once!

Short Jokes - Fart WhatsApp

At the Midnight.. Dad entered his son’s room and found him asleep. He walked closer, and suddenly slap his son's face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 minute ago!!

Short Jokes - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married to the wrong person.”

Short Jokes - Fart Wifi

When my mom wants to find out where I’m in the House, she simply turns off the WiFi...

Fart! This trick always work..

Short Jokes - 21st Century kids with BBM Pin

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
Betty: What does that mean?
Monica: hmm... Must be his BBM pin…

Short Jokes - Canada Vs Indonesia

In Canada they use 3D Stickers to slow drivers.. But in Indonesia they use 4D one.. =.=a
Canada Vs Indonesia

Short Jokes - Police and Me

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbor's house
Police: where is your neighbor's house?
Me: even I tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell ME!!
Me: next to my house
Police: Da Fart!!

Short Jokes - 5 Cent

A Grandfather is talking to his grandson “You know in the good old days, with 5 cent you can go to a store, and get a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, a watermelon, and a brand new bike". The kid so excited, "Wahh.. so we go to store now grandpa?". The Grandpa hug his grandson and cry, "No.. you can’t do that now.. there’s just way to many surveillance cameras"

Short Jokes - 3 Choices

There's only 3 choices when a girl changes in front of you : 
1. she likes you
2. your level 99 friend zone
3. she's pretty sure you're gay

Short Jokes - Idiot With Grenade

Betty: What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you?

Monica: Pull the pin and throw it back at him!

Short Jokes - I'm Nobody

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

hmm... Seems legit.. =.=a

Short Jokes - BET!!!

K: Da Fartt!! I lost the bet again!!!!

L: What bet?

K: Arsenal Vs MU.. 

L: Blah? you already bet for that one yesterday and lost.. how come?
K: Yeah.. today I watch the reply with my cousin and I thought Arsenal will won this time.. So I bet all of my money for that..

L: Hell Fart!!

Short Jokes - Call Me Daddy!!

Dad: Come on dear... Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Aww.. come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Pak Qiu, say daddy!
Baby: Pak Qiu, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: Pak Qiu!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: WADDA FARTT!!!!!

Short Jokes - Drinking Milk

Betty: How did the guy die while drinking milk?

Monica: The cow sat down and fart. =.=a

Short Jokes - Dumb Principal!

Boy: Dam.. The Principal so fart dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No.. =.=a

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: So.. do you know who I am?

Girl: Fart with you.. ofcourse no..

Boy: Good! *walks away*

Short Jokes - Dam Slow

Betty: Hey mam!! you run like my grandma so slow... blehh~
Monica: Wadda Fart.. You're running beside me!!!